"Does this make my neck look too tall? I think it makes my neck look too tall." #funwithpaintings June 29, 2015 Read more
They couldn't decide which was worse: learning that smoking really could kill, or the realization that they were now ruling a land created by George R. R. Martin. #funwithpaintings June 29, 2015 Read more
"Mon dieu, it will not do! The crib covers must match! Must match, I tell you! #funwithpaintings June 28, 2015 Read more
"Please don't wake the baby. Oh, please don't wake the baby." #funwithpaintings June 28, 2015 Read more
"Hey! You guys didn't tell me there was a SNAKE in this shell!" #funwithpaintings June 25, 2015 Read more
"If Baby really wants the apple, Baby's got to bring mommy her wine." #funwithpaintings June 25, 2015 Read more
"Plague, schmaaage--I'm good so long as I got me this shield to lean on." #funwithpaintings June 25, 2015 Read more
"Son of God he may be, but it's someone else's turn to change a diaper." #funwithpaintings June 25, 2015 Read more