"And with just one more bite of the magic 'uranium,' you will never need a candle again!" #funwithpaintings July 14, 2015 Read more
"I don't care what Papa says. I will farm ostriches! I simply must!" #funwithpaintings July 14, 2015 Read more
"Well, it's either a bird, a plane, or the moons of Jupiter." #galileo #funwithpaintings July 07, 2015 Read more
While his breed never really caught on, the birds in Paco's neighborhood were never quite the same. #funwithpaintings July 07, 2015 Read more
"Hey, bro: howbout we skip this whole crusade thing, and just go pound us some brewskis?" #funwithpaintings July 05, 2015 Read more
"From the elegant bouquet, and a certain flaky texture, I believe it to be FARMED tilapia. Would you agree?" #funwithpaintings July 04, 2015 Read more
"Oh, and, um: Thou shall not fart in your sister's general direction. Did I mention that one? That's a big one, too." #funwithpaintings July 02, 2015 Read more
"You're right--it sounds MUCH better when you use that poet voice." #funwithpaintings July 01, 2015 Read more
It was many years before we realized the truth: that under those elegantly bejeweled horns the Scarlatti sisters always wore to every royal function were real actual horns. #funwithpaintings July 01, 2015 Read more